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Bagel In Harlem Back In New Everything Bagel Form

IntoTheBox_Bed.jpgIf by everything bagel one means everything New York City real estate.

So Rachel Natalie Klein, Bagel in Harlem turn Bagel in TriBeCa, recently launched Into The Box. Despite what the title may lead you to think it is, the site offers a look at the news, trends and politics of the city's real estate market. Not that the copy would necessarily lead you to believe that. From the Behind the Scenes page:

Our team found him off Mandy.com (Well you came and you gave without taking- Ed.) and he must have thought he was about to film some high-end porno action (and close up too, duh, given the site's name- Ed.) when he saw me scantily-clad and sprawled out on the high-thread count sheets. A recent transplant from Toledo, the poor guy looked stunned (hoser- Ed.).

Then I told him about my obsession over the beaver... (...- Ed.)

After filming in the hotel, we went downtown into the financial district where new residential construction is popping up everywhere (finally, real estate- Ed.).

Anyway, in a somewhat related story, I stopped by 5th on the Park's sales office a while back. They have a scale model of the building hooked up to a touch screen- when you select an apartment on the screen, the same unit will light up on the model. It's a lot of fun.

I asked one of the representatives if they would mind me taking a photo of the model to put on Harlem Fur. They seemed a little hesitant, and told me that given the name, they wanted to first make sure it is not a pornographic site.

Huh?

Who, aside from the developer and architect, would be aroused in that way by the scale model of a building?

Comments

Actually yeah, I tell my friends about the site and their first reaction is "...I'm not clicking on that." It's pretty funny.

I loved Bagel in Harlem but now that Rachel moved out, I moved in so now I am doing a blog and I need support as I am not sure how to get recognized. My husband and I moved up here from Sutton Place and its already been quite and adventure. SO hopefully people will look at my blog and HELP me make it GREAT.

Its on this site: http://ellensteve-harlem.blogspot.com/

I totally have amazing plans on how to make HARLEM fun and great for all of us up here. Already we are planning a European Street fair for Xmas, and also a neighborhood get together and many more surprise things.

I also do a site www.newnewyorker.com where we help new new yorkers find out the secrets of the City and losts more.

So I hope everyone helps me,

Thanks,
Ellen

Hey, what can we do to get more babes in brassieres between the sheets pictured on Harlem Fur?
Although no longer abiding by this policy, Rob Cockerham of cockeyed.com for several years would refuse to print a post unless it was accompanied by pictures featuring attractive females.
Nothing in bad taste, of course. In fact, I don't think he ever went as far as you have just done, but everybody likes a hot babe.
Greg

Hey, what can we do to get more babes in brassieres between the sheets pictured on Harlem Fur?
Although no longer abiding by this policy, Rob Cockerham of cockeyed.com for several years would refuse to print a post unless it was accompanied by pictures featuring attractive females.
Nothing in bad taste, of course. In fact, I don't think he ever went as far as you have just done, but everybody likes a hot babe.
Greg

a European Street fair for Xmas? Are you kidding me!!!! I totally have amazing plans on how to make HARLEM fun and great for all of us up here? ALL OF US? Do you mean the long time Black Harlem residents? I think it was fun and great before the displacement and destruction of Black Harlem. the sanitation on Harlem culture has begun and you are a part of it. I can never understand the compulsion of whites (Whatever you call yourselves-European etc all the same)to change their new enviornments to the places they just left! Hopefully you guys will really explore and learn about Harlem yourselves. You are not goind to get it on a blog or your protected building lobby. Black people by nature are kind to everyone. Some still have that slave gene dormant in them until whites get around them to activate it-probably some of your friendly black neighbors who think that white presence in Harlem will increase their saftey,cleaner streets and prevent police from harrassing and shooting their children. Maybe the friendly black business in your area(if you can find one0 will assume that because whites live in the area they will patronize their establishments. But if they read these blogs on Harlem-they will findd the real motive and thoughts of these new "white settlers"

-to purge black businesses, churches, people and culture from Harlem- real estate -Knowing most black churches are cash strapped but property rich , white hound and harrass black churches to selltheir property for pennies. they corrupt a few members of the church to add more pressure to sell and move. If that doesn't work then the compromise comes-combo church and condos-sell us your air rights so we can build taller than the projects so we can sun our pale skin on the roof without the projects blocking our sun!
If that doesn't work build a church in Harlem-see the Mormons and L Ron Hubbard-(you know you saw that movie about the 9 foot aliens!)Next the whites will want their old synagauges back from the churches that bought them when they fled the urban areas.

-to convert Harlem to an extention of 96th street- blandness what will the tour buses do? where's Black Harlem? This is the history of the European-destroy other cultures and force them to assimillate into white culture-India, Austrailia, Africa etc we can go on and on-Resist and die-Native American, Africans etc. Do you really need another sidewalk cafe?

-to get rid of the projects-Harlem's last line of defense against ethnic cleansing- They were meant for the middle class families as temporary housing after the war until they bought homes-but guess what-white racism created the poor and people got stuck there unable to afford to move. but as we black folks do we turn shit into sugar create a liviable enviornment when one was not meant to be. Plenty of problems there but it is home to a lot of people who can;t afford to live anywhere else. Those whites with a soul(if there are any)will feel for the long time tenants of Harlem for a minute until their comrades wake them up.}Hey too bad survival of the richest. It's not your fault Hans thay blacks live the way they do" and you move on to the New Harlem. But the projects stand in the way of the white infestation of Harlem. Thank God. Watch for new rules and changes in order to get rid of the black people that live and die in the projects(Noise ordinance, police harrassment and abuse etc.) See that just moving to a new and exciting area can cause others to react to your presence by oppressing its long time residents in order to appease you and your fellow settlers


You don't even have Harlem on your newnewyorker.com site. I guess that will change

Take a walk through the project at night and interview people who live thre for your blog and post them-don't edit or choose the comments that suit you.Walk on 125th street across from the Apollo and talk with the black vendors who sell books and dvds and get the true feelings of your new neighbors. You will get the honest opinion of Black Harlem-not the negrowes who welcome you with open arms whoses psyche is so fucked up that conditioning from slavery has them thinking it is a good think that whites are moving here. that somehow the rented apartment they live in will go up in value and they will be around to reap the benefits. Black Harlemites have invested their time and life in Harlem during the time that no white person would drive through Harlem. Now the "New Harlem" is here but Black Harlem is NOT reaping the benefits of sticking it out for so long. If you are European or from out of town do some research and talk to long time white New Yorkers and listen to how they describe of feel about Black Harlem. Even through your colinizing eyes you will see the hate and disgust for Black Harlem in their voice.

See you at the European block party-Please season and cook it if you are going to have food- there is enough blandness in Harlem already

a European Street fair for Xmas? Are you kidding me!!!! I totally have amazing plans on how to make HARLEM fun and great for all of us up here? ALL OF US? Do you mean the long time Black Harlem residents? I think it was fun and great before the displacement and destruction of Black Harlem. the sanitation on Harlem culture has begun and you are a part of it. I can never understand the compulsion of whites (Whatever you call yourselves-European etc all the same)to change their new enviornments to the places they just left! Hopefully you guys will really explore and learn about Harlem yourselves. You are not goind to get it on a blog or your protected building lobby. Black people by nature are kind to everyone. Some still have that slave gene dormant in them until whites get around them to activate it-probably some of your friendly black neighbors who think that white presence in Harlem will increase their saftey,cleaner streets and prevent police from harrassing and shooting their children. Maybe the friendly black business in your area(if you can find one0 will assume that because whites live in the area they will patronize their establishments. But if they read these blogs on Harlem-they will findd the real motive and thoughts of these new "white settlers"

-to purge black businesses, churches, people and culture from Harlem- real estate -Knowing most black churches are cash strapped but property rich , white hound and harrass black churches to selltheir property for pennies. they corrupt a few members of the church to add more pressure to sell and move. If that doesn't work then the compromise comes-combo church and condos-sell us your air rights so we can build taller than the projects so we can sun our pale skin on the roof without the projects blocking our sun!
If that doesn't work build a church in Harlem-see the Mormons and L Ron Hubbard-(you know you saw that movie about the 9 foot aliens!)Next the whites will want their old synagauges back from the churches that bought them when they fled the urban areas.

-to convert Harlem to an extention of 96th street- blandness what will the tour buses do? where's Black Harlem? This is the history of the European-destroy other cultures and force them to assimillate into white culture-India, Austrailia, Africa etc we can go on and on-Resist and die-Native American, Africans etc. Do you really need another sidewalk cafe?

-to get rid of the projects-Harlem's last line of defense against ethnic cleansing- They were meant for the middle class families as temporary housing after the war until they bought homes-but guess what-white racism created the poor and people got stuck there unable to afford to move. but as we black folks do we turn shit into sugar create a liviable enviornment when one was not meant to be. Plenty of problems there but it is home to a lot of people who can;t afford to live anywhere else. Those whites with a soul(if there are any)will feel for the long time tenants of Harlem for a minute until their comrades wake them up.}Hey too bad survival of the richest. It's not your fault Hans thay blacks live the way they do" and you move on to the New Harlem. But the projects stand in the way of the white infestation of Harlem. Thank God. Watch for new rules and changes in order to get rid of the black people that live and die in the projects(Noise ordinance, police harrassment and abuse etc.) See that just moving to a new and exciting area can cause others to react to your presence by oppressing its long time residents in order to appease you and your fellow settlers


You don't even have Harlem on your newnewyorker.com site. I guess that will change

Take a walk through the project at night and interview people who live thre for your blog and post them-don't edit or choose the comments that suit you.Walk on 125th street across from the Apollo and talk with the black vendors who sell books and dvds and get the true feelings of your new neighbors. You will get the honest opinion of Black Harlem-not the negrowes who welcome you with open arms whoses psyche is so fucked up that conditioning from slavery has them thinking it is a good think that whites are moving here. that somehow the rented apartment they live in will go up in value and they will be around to reap the benefits. Black Harlemites have invested their time and life in Harlem during the time that no white person would drive through Harlem. Now the "New Harlem" is here but Black Harlem is NOT reaping the benefits of sticking it out for so long. If you are European or from out of town do some research and talk to long time white New Yorkers and listen to how they describe of feel about Black Harlem. Even through your colinizing eyes you will see the hate and disgust for Black Harlem in their voice.

See you at the European block party-Please season and cook it if you are going to have food- there is enough blandness in Harlem already

a European Street fair for Xmas? Are you kidding me!!!! I totally have amazing plans on how to make HARLEM fun and great for all of us up here? ALL OF US? Do you mean the long time Black Harlem residents? I think it was fun and great before the displacement and destruction of Black Harlem. the sanitation on Harlem culture has begun and you are a part of it. I can never understand the compulsion of whites (Whatever you call yourselves-European etc all the same)to change their new enviornments to the places they just left! Hopefully you guys will really explore and learn about Harlem yourselves. You are not goind to get it on a blog or your protected building lobby. Black people by nature are kind to everyone. Some still have that slave gene dormant in them until whites get around them to activate it-probably some of your friendly black neighbors who think that white presence in Harlem will increase their saftey,cleaner streets and prevent police from harrassing and shooting their children. Maybe the friendly black business in your area(if you can find one0 will assume that because whites live in the area they will patronize their establishments. But if they read these blogs on Harlem-they will findd the real motive and thoughts of these new "white settlers"

-to purge black businesses, churches, people and culture from Harlem- real estate -Knowing most black churches are cash strapped but property rich , white hound and harrass black churches to selltheir property for pennies. they corrupt a few members of the church to add more pressure to sell and move. If that doesn't work then the compromise comes-combo church and condos-sell us your air rights so we can build taller than the projects so we can sun our pale skin on the roof without the projects blocking our sun!
If that doesn't work build a church in Harlem-see the Mormons and L Ron Hubbard-(you know you saw that movie about the 9 foot aliens!)Next the whites will want their old synagauges back from the churches that bought them when they fled the urban areas.

-to convert Harlem to an extention of 96th street- blandness what will the tour buses do? where's Black Harlem? This is the history of the European-destroy other cultures and force them to assimillate into white culture-India, Austrailia, Africa etc we can go on and on-Resist and die-Native American, Africans etc. Do you really need another sidewalk cafe?

-to get rid of the projects-Harlem's last line of defense against ethnic cleansing- They were meant for the middle class families as temporary housing after the war until they bought homes-but guess what-white racism created the poor and people got stuck there unable to afford to move. but as we black folks do we turn shit into sugar create a liviable enviornment when one was not meant to be. Plenty of problems there but it is home to a lot of people who can;t afford to live anywhere else. Those whites with a soul(if there are any)will feel for the long time tenants of Harlem for a minute until their comrades wake them up.}Hey too bad survival of the richest. It's not your fault Hans thay blacks live the way they do" and you move on to the New Harlem. But the projects stand in the way of the white infestation of Harlem. Thank God. Watch for new rules and changes in order to get rid of the black people that live and die in the projects(Noise ordinance, police harrassment and abuse etc.) See that just moving to a new and exciting area can cause others to react to your presence by oppressing its long time residents in order to appease you and your fellow settlers


You don't even have Harlem on your newnewyorker.com site. I guess that will change

Take a walk through the project at night and interview people who live thre for your blog and post them-don't edit or choose the comments that suit you.Walk on 125th street across from the Apollo and talk with the black vendors who sell books and dvds and get the true feelings of your new neighbors. You will get the honest opinion of Black Harlem-not the negrowes who welcome you with open arms whoses psyche is so fucked up that conditioning from slavery has them thinking it is a good think that whites are moving here. that somehow the rented apartment they live in will go up in value and they will be around to reap the benefits. Black Harlemites have invested their time and life in Harlem during the time that no white person would drive through Harlem. Now the "New Harlem" is here but Black Harlem is NOT reaping the benefits of sticking it out for so long. If you are European or from out of town do some research and talk to long time white New Yorkers and listen to how they describe of feel about Black Harlem. Even through your colinizing eyes you will see the hate and disgust for Black Harlem in their voice.

See you at the European block party-Please season and cook it if you are going to have food- there is enough blandness in Harlem already

Harlem Observer, I believe Ellen & the European Festival or Block party is a troll and nothing more. Your points are valid, redlining and warehousing and all sorts of racist practices from the financial sector and government have victimized Black Harlem for decades. However it must be said too many people allowed themselves and their children, and their children's children to be reliant on a "institution", be it welfare, public housing, & even public school.

When you see you're in an environment leveraged against you, or making you reliant on it, it's time to learn how to fish for yourself, instead of having fish given to you. That might mean home schooling, working extra jobs, going to night school, moving to Virginia or the Carolinas, etc. but staying in the same place, doing the same thing? That's how you guarantee generational poverty and reliance.

Everything moves forward and changes and you must too. Harlem has changed, evolved, moved forward, but too many Black Harlemites of a class and sector have not. They've made the choice to be complacent and reliant on "institutions".

It's ridiculous and absurd that everybody has to contend with housing costs in this city EXCEPT the project dwellers. I know teachers and all sorts of professional people that must face being priced out of Manhattan, no longer able to afford to rent an apartment in Harlem, etc. and have to look outside of Manhattan. Everybody has to practice a measure of fiscal prudence EXCEPT the project dwellers. They have secured prime located housing that we all subsidize and no incentive to get off the Government dole. The notion and concept of being "Priced out of Manhattan" does not exist for project dwellers. They, their kids, etc. are not better off with this haven, and allowance to not have to be connected and engaged with the real life most of us NYC citizens live.

Native Americans, Jews, Scandanavians, do you really want to get into a pissing contest on who owns Harlem? We're just seeing a changing of the guards, tha's all. There will be no little italy or even chitaly in 20 years, it will be all Chinatown, case in point.

great comment

personally, a european street fair would be great ... who wouldn't enjoy some roasted chesnuts and some hot rum punch/gluhwien? When and where will it be?

"Do you really need another sidewalk cafe?"

Yes, I do. Lots and lots of 'em. Oh, and sign me up for that European street fair too. Want to get my seat down in front for the glockenspiel concert.

Harlem Observer -

You are too reactionary. Many of people moving into Harlem are not rich and do not want to sanitize it. Many are working and middle class black people as well. As many in this post have stated - move on already.

I must admit I moved here a few years ago and am still taken aback with the littering on our supposedly worshiped and glorified area that is the capital of black culture. Where is your outrage to your own community trashing Harlem? It is horrendous. Not a day goes by I don't see someone throw trash on the street or pee on stairs, etc. And the Historic Parks here a treasure - Barbequing on lawns and burning grass, trashing and not picking up after themselves.

Start with changing this existing culture of disrespect of Harlem instead of your rascist infused rants against whites.

"Do you really need another sidewalk cafe?"

YES!!! I moved to Harlem a little over a year ago and I love the mix of cultures up here. I really want to enjoy this beautiful, diverse part of NYC but there are frustrations with the lack of services! I am not rich. But I work hard and make a good salary and I am willing to spend my money in Central Harlem but there are very few businesses that I connect with. I do not eat fast food or greasy friend food. It is killing the residents of Harlem. I would love to sit outside somewhere and read the paper and enjoy a good, healthy meal. (I do not have hair so I cannot try the bizzilion hair weaving shops)...My biggest complaint is that the project culture defends economic sickness. Self-improvement comes from contributing not taking....and that is not a truism of race but of the human spirit.

Great Story,

We as black people need to clean our own house first before we worry about white people or whomever moves to Harlem. I seen black neighborhoods all over the country and one thing I know for sure is we need to take pride & appreciation in our own communities. I do not feel threatened at all when white people move in and neither should you. Life is all about change and if you stay stagnant you will lose out on what this country is all about. We need to compete with all races and to teach our children to strive to be the best in whatever you do. I have no problem in helping senior citizens & handicapped people but i'm not helping able body people who can get out there and work just like I. Where is our pride at and one thing nobody likes is a complainer. There is nothing stopping black people from getting together and forming investment groups or companies. Ladies & Gentlemen lets compete and Kick some Ass!!!!

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