Harlem Fur wishes to correct an earlier statement. UPTWONflavor, while on vacation, is not in Clearwater NE (males 179, females 205).

Our fact checking department, which is run by a small furry house cat with little formal training, confused the author of UPTOWNflavor with the author of What About The Plastic Animals?

The author of Harlem blog What About The Plastic Animals often vacations in towns with population totals less than the average Manhattan city block.

To Harlem blog readers, and those in zip code 68726 living just off 275 between Neligh and Ewing, we apologize.