With the passing of another month comes a look thru the search strings that brought random Interweb sojourners into our company for a fleeting visit.

For some, their quest for knowledge on the nature of cats and dogs, where to grab a bite in the hood, and filming locations for their favorite shows were answered. For others, we have no idea why they were searching for what they entered, how they thought they would find it here, or why they came back for it multiple times. In fact, we sleep a little less easy simply knowing they think we can satisfy their desires.

The winner for the month of April is: Not one, but two searches from the same person for "karen minton boobs"

Based on some Googling, we have concluded that the Karen Minton in question is a meteorologist for Atlanta station WSB-TV channel 2. Our lascivious searcher didn't just think that there may be a photo of Karen Minton's chest on a Harlem Fur weekend wrap up post once, but twice they clicked on it. You know, they just might be there the second time.

One of the greatest Interweb myths is that any woman on earth with mild notoriety has somewhere, someplace, if you just Google the right phrase, a photo of her exposed breasts. It's not true. Believe me, I have spent many fruitless hours looking for ex-girlfriends.

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